Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

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  E1

  Super Mario Rescues the Princess

  Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

  2008-09-10 · 2m
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  E2

  A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

  A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

  2008-09-10 · 1m
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  E3

  Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

  Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

  2008-09-15 · 1m
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  E4

  Adopted

  Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

  2008-09-21 · 2m
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  E5

  A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

  A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

  2008-09-29 · 1m
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  E6

  Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

  Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

  2008-10-03 · 1m
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  E7

  A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

  The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

  2008-10-13 · 2m
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  E8

  Cat Staff Meeting

  A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

  2008-10-19 · 1m
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  E9

  Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

  Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

  2008-10-26 · 1m
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  E10

  Marital Troubles

  A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

  2008-11-02 · 1m
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  E11

  Jeff Goldblum Wafers

  Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

  2008-11-09 · 1m
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  E12

  Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

  Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

  2008-12-22 · 1m
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  E13

  The Frog Prince

  The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

  2008-12-30 · 1m
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  E14

  Monkeys Talk About Religion

  A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

  2009-01-06 · 1m
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  E15

  Mountain Climber

  A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

  2009-01-12 · 1m
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  E16

  Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

  Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

  2009-01-18 · 1m
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  E17

  Mad Cow Disease

  A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

  2009-01-27 · 1m
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  E18

  The Bartender Says...

  Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

  2009-02-05 · 1m
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  E19

  Backstage with Bob Dylan

  Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

  2009-02-17 · 1m
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  E20

  Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

  Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

  2009-02-24 · 1m
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  E21

  Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

  Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

  2009-04-21 · 1m
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  E22

  Things You Never Hear

  This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

  2009-05-23 · 2m
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  E23

  A Trip to the Psychiatrist

  A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

  2009-06-12 · 1m
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  E24

  AIDS Patient Zero

  A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E25

  Name That Animal Penis!

  A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E26

  Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

  Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E27

  Sex with... #1

  A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E28

  A Fat Guy Working Out

  A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E29

  A Gay Knight

  A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E30

  A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

  A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E31

  Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

  Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

  2009-05-12 · 3m
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  E32

  Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

  A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E33

  Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

  Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E34

  He Who Lives in a Glass House...

  A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E35

  Sex with... #2

  Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E36

  Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

  Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E37

  The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

  When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E38

  Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  To have sexual relations with your mother.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E39

  Sex with... #3

  The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E40

  Dirty Vaudeville

  Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E41

  Fat Jesus

  Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E42

  Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

  Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E43

  The Sneeze Throw-Up

  Exactly what it says on the tin...

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E44

  The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

  Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E45

  Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

  The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E46

  Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

  Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E47

  Small Talk with Aunt Helen

  Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E48

  Marie Antoinette's Notepad

  We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

  2009-05-12 · 1m
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  E49

  Sheep Shearing

  A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

  2009-05-12 · 2m
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  E50

  What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

  A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

  2009-05-12 · 1m

Top cast

Alex Borstein

Various Characters (voice)

Alexandra Breckenridge

Various Characters (voice)

Seth Green

Various Characters (voice)

Rachael MacFarlane

Various Characters (voice)

Phil LaMarr

Harry (voice)

Seth MacFarlane

Various Characters (voice)

Jeff Bergman

Fred Flintstone / Barney Rubble / Host (voice)